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Oct 24, 2018

Sam: What's new, Norm? Norm: Most of my wife...
Sam: What's new, Norm? Norm: Most of my wife. -- Cheers, The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One Coach: Beer, Norm? Norm: Naah, I'd probably just drink it. -- Cheers, Now Pitching, Sam Malone Coach: What's doing, Norm? Norm: Well, science...

Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change.
Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change.

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except...
Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink. -- W.C. Fields

SMOKING IS NOW ALLOWED !!! Anyone wishing to smoke,...
SMOKING IS NOW ALLOWED !!! Anyone wishing to smoke, however, must file, in triplicate, the U.S. government Environmental Impact Narrative Statement (EINS), describing in detail the type of combustion proposed, impact on the environment,...

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics...
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. -- Fletcher Knebel


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