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Nov 16, 2018

Oh don't the days seem lank and long When all goes right...
Oh don't the days seem lank and long When all goes right and none goes wrong, And isn't your life extremely flat With nothing whatever to grumble at!

Oh Father, my Father, Oh what must I do? They're burning...
Oh Father, my Father, Oh what must I do? They're burning our streets and beating me blue. "Listen my son, I'll tell you the truth: Get a close haircut and spit-shine your shoes." Oh Mother, my Mother, my confusions remove, I long to embrace her whose hair is...

Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me As plurdled...
Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee. Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes, And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the goblerwarts with my blurglecruncheon, ...

Oh, give me a home, Where the buffalo roam, And I'll show you...
Oh, give me a home, Where the buffalo roam, And I'll show you a house with a really messy kitchen.

Oh, give me a locus where the gravitons focus Where...
Oh, give me a locus where the gravitons focus Where the three-body problem is solved, Where the microwaves play down at three degrees K, And the cold virus never evolved. (chorus) We eat algea pie, our vacuum is high, ...


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