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Dec 14, 2018

If they sent one man to the moon, why can't they send them all?
If they sent one man to the moon, why can't they send them all?

If they think you're crude, go technical; if they think you're...
If they think you're crude, go technical; if they think you're technical, go crude. I'm a very technical boy. So I get as crude as possible. These days, though, you have to be pretty technical before you can even aspire to crudeness... -- Johnny Mnemonic

If they were so inclined, they could impeach him because they...
If they were so inclined, they could impeach him because they don't like his necktie. -- Attorney General William Saxbe

If things don't improve soon, you'd better ask them to stop...
If things don't improve soon, you'd better ask them to stop helping you.

If this fortune didn't exist, somebody would have invented it.
If this fortune didn't exist, somebody would have invented it.

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