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Dec 16, 2018

Some men feel that the only thing they owe the woman...
Some men feel that the only thing they owe the woman who marries them is a grudge. -- Helen Rowland

Some men love truth so much that they seem to be in continual...
Some men love truth so much that they seem to be in continual fear lest she should catch a cold on overexposure. -- Samuel Butler

Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen...
Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen. -- Woodie Guthrie

Some men who fear that they are playing second fiddle aren't...
Some men who fear that they are playing second fiddle aren't in the band at all.

Some of my readers ask me what a "Serial Port"...
Some of my readers ask me what a "Serial Port" is. The answer is: I don't know. Is it some kind of wine you have with breakfast?


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