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Dec 6, 2018

Take me drunk, I'm home again!
Take me drunk, I'm home again!

Take my word for it, the silliest woman can manage a clever...
Take my word for it, the silliest woman can manage a clever man, but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool. -- Kipling

Take time to reflect on all the things you have, not as...
Take time to reflect on all the things you have, not as a result of your merit or hard work or because God or chance or the efforts of other people have given them to you.

Take what you can use and let the rest go by...
Take what you can use and let the rest go by. -- Ken Kesey

Take your dying with some seriousness, however. Laughing on...
Take your dying with some seriousness, however. Laughing on the way to your execution is not generally understood by less-advanced life-forms, and they'll call you crazy. -- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul


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