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Mar 10, 2018

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth...
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. -- Dorothy Parker

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers...
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. -- Wm. Shakespeare, "Henry VI", Part IV

The first version always gets thrown away.
The first version always gets thrown away.

The five rules of Socialism: 1. Don't think...
The five rules of Socialism: 1. Don't think. 2. If you do think, don't speak. 3. If you think and speak, don't write. 4. If you think, speak and write, don't sign. 5. If you think, speak, write and sign, don't be surprised...

...the flaw that makes perfection perfect.
...the flaw that makes perfection perfect.


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