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Mar 16, 2018

Encyclopedia for sale by father. Son knows everything.
Encyclopedia for sale by father. Son knows everything.

Engineering: "How will this work?" Science: ...
Engineering: "How will this work?" Science: "Why will this work?" Management: "When will this work?" Liberal Arts: "Do you want fries with that?"

Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are...
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to? -- Clarence Darrow

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles...
Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. -- Flannery O'Connor

Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for even...
Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for even the greatest fool may ask more the the wisest man can answer. -- C.C. Colton


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