Daily Fortunes

Mar 3, 2018

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light...
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools. [Surrealist jokes just aren't my cup of fur. Ed.]

Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: ...
Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One.

Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light...
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way.

Q: How much does it cost to ride the Unibus? A:...
Q: How much does it cost to ride the Unibus? A: 2 bits.

Q: How was Thomas J. Watson buried? A: 9 edge down.
Q: How was Thomas J. Watson buried? A: 9 edge down.

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