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Mar 5, 2018

It's getting uncommonly easy to kill people in large numbers,...
It's getting uncommonly easy to kill people in large numbers, and the first thing a principle does -- if it really is a principle -- is to kill somebody. -- Dorothy Sayers

It's gonna be alright, It's almost midnight, And I've got...
It's gonna be alright, It's almost midnight, And I've got two more bottles of wine.

It's hard not to like a man of many qualities, even if most...
It's hard not to like a man of many qualities, even if most of them are bad.

It's hard to argue that God hated Oklahoma. If He didn't,...
It's hard to argue that God hated Oklahoma. If He didn't, why is it so close to Texas?

It's hard to be humble when you're perfect.
It's hard to be humble when you're perfect.


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