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Mar 7, 2018

Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all...
Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all. -- Thomas J. Kopp

Life without caffeine is stimulating enough. --...
Life without caffeine is stimulating enough. -- Sanka Ad

Life would be so much easier if we could just look at...
Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code. -- Dave Olson

Life would be tolerable but for its amusements...
Life would be tolerable but for its amusements. -- G.B. Shaw

Life's too short to dance with ugly women.
Life's too short to dance with ugly women.


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