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Apr 12, 2018

No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider...
No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture! -- Sherlock Holmes

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an...
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. -- Mark Twain

"Not Hercules could have knock'd out his brains, for...
"Not Hercules could have knock'd out his brains, for he had none." -- Shakespeare

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits...
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. -- Mark Twain

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits...
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"


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