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May 16, 2018

Oh, wow! Look at the moon!
Oh, wow! Look at the moon!

Once I finally figured out all of life's answers, they changed...
Once I finally figured out all of life's answers, they changed the questions.

Onward through the fog.
Onward through the fog.

Operator, please trace this call and tell me where I am.
Operator, please trace this call and tell me where I am.

Our houseplants have a good sense of humous.
Our houseplants have a good sense of humous.


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