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May 8, 2018

Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.
Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.

Don't knock President Fillmore. He kept us out of Vietnam.
Don't knock President Fillmore. He kept us out of Vietnam.

Don't know what time I'll be back, Mom. Probably soon after...
Don't know what time I'll be back, Mom. Probably soon after she throws me out.

Don't let go of what you've got hold of, until you have hold...
Don't let go of what you've got hold of, until you have hold of something else. -- First Rule of Wing Walking

Don't let nobody tell you what you cannot do; don't let nobody...
Don't let nobody tell you what you cannot do; don't let nobody tell you what's impossible for you; don't let nobody tell you what you got to do, or you'll never know ... what's on the other side of the rainbow... remember, if you don't follow your dreams, you'll never know...


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