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Jun 11, 2018

The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper...
The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper. -- Thomas Jefferson

The American Dental Association announced today that most...
The American Dental Association announced today that most plaque tends to form on teeth around 4:00 PM in the afternoon. Film at 11:00.

The most important service rendered by the press is that...
The most important service rendered by the press is that of educating people to approach printed matter with distrust.

"The New York Times is read by the people who run...
"The New York Times is read by the people who run the country. The Washington Post is read by the people who think they run the country. The National Enquirer is read by the people who think Elvis is alive and running the country ..." -- Robert...

The only qualities for real success in journalism are ratlike...
The only qualities for real success in journalism are ratlike cunning, a plausible manner and a little literary ability. The capacity to steal other people's ideas and phrases ... is also invaluable. -- Nicolas Tomalin, "Stop the Press, I Want to...


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