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Jul 15, 2018

My family history begins with me, but yours ends with you...
My family history begins with me, but yours ends with you. -- Iphicrates

My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if...
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one. -- Groucho Marx

My mother once said to me, "Elwood," (she always...
My mother once said to me, "Elwood," (she always called me Elwood) "Elwood, in this world you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." For years I tried smart. I recommend pleasant. -- Elwood P. Dowde, "Harvey"

My mother wants grandchildren, so I said, "Mom, go...
My mother wants grandchildren, so I said, "Mom, go for it!" -- Sue Murphy

My mother was a test tube; my father was a knife...
My mother was a test tube; my father was a knife. -- Friday


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