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Aug 11, 2018

Draft beer, not people.
Draft beer, not people.

Drakenberg's Discovery: If you can't seem to find your...
Drakenberg's Discovery: If you can't seem to find your glasses, it's probably because you don't have them on.

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

Dreams are free, but there's a small charge for alterations.
Dreams are free, but there's a small charge for alterations.

Dreams are free, but you get soaked on the connect time.
Dreams are free, but you get soaked on the connect time.


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