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Jan 27, 2019

Make it possible for programmers to write programs in english...
Make it possible for programmers to write programs in english and you will find that programmers cannot write in english.

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment...
When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results.

If you can't measure it, I'm not interested.
If you can't measure it, I'm not interested.

The best way to lie is to tell the truth..... carefully edited...
The best way to lie is to tell the truth..... carefully edited truth.

There are three ways to get things done: (1) Do...
There are three ways to get things done: (1) Do it yourself, (2) Hire someone to do it, or (3) Forbid your kids to do it.
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