Daily FortunesOct 10, 2019
Chicken Soup, n.:
An ancient miracle drug containing...
Chicken Soup, n.:
An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of aureomycin,
cocaine, interferon, and TLC. The only ailment chicken soup can't cure
is neurotic dependence on one's mother.
-- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish"
Children are natural mimic who act like their parents despite...
Children are natural mimic who act like their parents despite every
effort to teach them good manners.
Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency...
Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're
going to catch you in next.
-- Franklin P. Jones
Children aren't happy without something to ignore,
And that's...
Children aren't happy without something to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
-- Ogden Nash
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat...
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for
word what you shouldn't have said.
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