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Oct 15, 2019

Humility is the first of the virtues -- for other people...
Humility is the first of the virtues -- for other people. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes

Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.
Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.

Humor is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse...
Humor is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse. -- William Gilbert

Humorists always sit at the children's table...
Humorists always sit at the children's table. -- Woody Allen

"Humpf!" Humpfed a voice! "For almost two days...
"Humpf!" Humpfed a voice! "For almost two days you've run wild and insisted on chatting with persons who've never existed. Such carryings-on in our peaceable jungle! We've had quite enough of you bellowing bungle! And I'm here to state," snapped...


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