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Nov 16, 2019

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was...
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. -- George Burns

Some scholars are like donkeys, they merely carry a lot...
Some scholars are like donkeys, they merely carry a lot of books. -- Folk saying

"Speed is subsittute fo accurancy."
"Speed is subsittute fo accurancy."

Spelling is a lossed art.
Spelling is a lossed art.

Suddenly, Professor Liebowitz realizes he has come to...
Suddenly, Professor Liebowitz realizes he has come to the seminar without his duck ...


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