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Nov 20, 2019

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like...
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. -- Charlie Brown

Nothing that's forced can ever be right, If it doesn't come...
Nothing that's forced can ever be right, If it doesn't come naturally, leave it. That's what she said as she turned out the light, And we bent our backs as slaves of the night, Then she lowered her guard and showed me the scars She got from trying to fight Saying, oh, you'd...

Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee...
Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee. -- Kim Hubbard

Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must...
Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must be first overcome. -- Dr. Johnson

NOTICE: Anyone seen smoking will be assumed to be...
NOTICE: Anyone seen smoking will be assumed to be on fire and will be summarily put out.


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