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Nov 29, 2019

When I was seven years old, I was once reprimanded by my mother...
When I was seven years old, I was once reprimanded by my mother for an act of collective brutality in which I had been involved at school. A group of seven-year-olds had been teasing and tormenting a six-year-old. "It is always so," my mother said. "You...

When I was young we didn't have MTV; we had to take drugs...
When I was young we didn't have MTV; we had to take drugs and go to concerts. -- Steven Pearl

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it...
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it...

When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept...
When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well. I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." -- Steven Wright

When I works, I works hard. When I sits, I sits easy. And when...
When I works, I works hard. When I sits, I sits easy. And when I thinks, I goes to sleep.


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