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Dec 7, 2019

Please try to limit the amount of "this room doesn't have...
Please try to limit the amount of "this room doesn't have any bazingas" until you are told that those rooms are "punched out." Once punched out, we have a right to complain about atrocities, missing bazingas, and such. -- N. Meyrowitz

Plumbing is one of the easier of do-it-yourself...
Plumbing is one of the easier of do-it-yourself activities, requiring only a few simple tools and a willingness to stick your arm into a clogged toilet. In fact, you can solve many home plumbing problems, such as annoying faucet drip, merely by turning up the radio...

Porsche: there simply is no substitute. -- Risky...
Porsche: there simply is no substitute. -- Risky Business

Possessions increase to fill the space available for their...
Possessions increase to fill the space available for their storage. -- Ryan

Practical people would be more practical if they would take...
Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreaming. -- J. P. McEvoy


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