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Feb 11, 2019

I BET WHAT HAPPENED was they discovered fire and invented...
I BET WHAT HAPPENED was they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the same day. Then that night, they burned the wheel. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would...
I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then they would get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman...

I bet you have fun chasing the soap around the bathtub...
I bet you have fun chasing the soap around the bathtub. -- Princess Diana, to a one-armed war veteran during a visit to a London veterans hospital

I bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house...
I bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. -- Stephen Wright

I braved the contempt of my friends last week and ventured...
I braved the contempt of my friends last week and ventured out to see Bambi, the Disney rerelease that is proving to be a hit once again in the box office. I was looking forward to a gentle, soothing, late afternoon relief from the Washington Summer. Instead I...


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