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Mar 11, 2019

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? ...
What is research but a blind date with knowledge? -- Will Harvey

What is robbing a bank compared with founding a bank? ...
What is robbing a bank compared with founding a bank? -- Bertolt Brecht, "The Threepenny Opera"

What is status? Status is when the President calls...
What is status? Status is when the President calls you for your opinion. Uh, no... Status is when the President calls you in to discuss a problem with him. Uh, that still ain't right... STATUS is when you're in the Oval Office talking...

What is the difference between a Turing machine and the modern...
What is the difference between a Turing machine and the modern computer? It's the same as that between Hillary's ascent of Everest and the establishment of a Hilton on its peak.

What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of...
What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank? -- Bertold Brecht


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