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Mar 8, 2019

CIGARETTE: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, ...
CIGARETTE: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.

CINEMUCK: The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted...
CINEMUCK: The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

Circumstances rule men; men do not rule circumstances...
Circumstances rule men; men do not rule circumstances. -- Herodotus

Civilization and profits go hand in hand. --...
Civilization and profits go hand in hand. -- Calvin Coolidge

Civilization, as we know it, will end sometime this...
Civilization, as we know it, will end sometime this evening. See SYSNOTE tomorrow for more information.


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