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Apr 25, 2019

It the shoe fits, it's ugly.
It the shoe fits, it's ugly.

(1) If you like it, they don't have it in your size. (2) ...
(1) If you like it, they don't have it in your size. (2) If you like it and it's in your size, it doesn't fit anyway. (4) If you like it and it fits, you can't afford it. (5) If you like it, it fits and you can afford it, it falls apart...

The one you want is never the one on sale.
The one you want is never the one on sale.

Anything labeled "new" and/or "improved"...
Anything labeled "new" and/or "improved" isn't.

The label "new" and/or "improved" means...
The label "new" and/or "improved" means the price went up.


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