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Jun 12, 2019

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive...
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks you for nothing. -- Joey Adams

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers...
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.

A putt that stops close enough to the cup to inspire such...
A putt that stops close enough to the cup to inspire such comments as "you could blow it in" may be blown in. This rule does not apply if the ball is more than three inches from the hole, because no one wants to make a travesty of the game. --...

A rabbi and a priest are sitting together on a train, and...
A rabbi and a priest are sitting together on a train, and the rabbi leans over and asks, "So, how high can you advance in your organization?" The priest replies, "Well, if I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop." "Well, could...

A raccoon tangled with a 23,000 volt line today...
A raccoon tangled with a 23,000 volt line today. The results blacked out 1400 homes and, of course, one raccoon. -- Steel City News


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