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Jun 17, 2019

Jim, it's Jack. I'm at the airport. I'm going to Tokyo...
Jim, it's Jack. I'm at the airport. I'm going to Tokyo and wanna pay you the five-hundred I owe you. Catch you next year when I get back!

Jim Nasium's Law: In a large locker room with hundreds...
Jim Nasium's Law: In a large locker room with hundreds of lockers, the few people using the facility at any one time will all have lockers next to each other so that everybody is cramped.

Jim, this is Janelle. I'm flying tonight, so I can't make...
Jim, this is Janelle. I'm flying tonight, so I can't make our date, and I gotta find a safe place for Daffy. He loves you, Jim! It's only two days, and you'll see. Great Danes are no problem!

Jim, this is Matty down at Ralph's and Mark's. Some guy named...
Jim, this is Matty down at Ralph's and Mark's. Some guy named Angel Martin just ran up a fifty buck bar tab. And now he wants to charge it to you. You gonna pay it?

JOB INTERVIEW: The excruciating process during which...
JOB INTERVIEW: The excruciating process during which personnel officers separate the wheat from the chaff -- then hire the chaff.


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