Daily Fortunes

Jun 22, 2019

Actors will happen even in the best-regulated families.
Actors will happen even in the best-regulated families.

ADA, n.: Something you need only know the name of to...
ADA, n.: Something you need only know the name of to be an Expert in Computing. Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop an ADA awareness."

Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's...
Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Adolescence, n.: The stage between puberty...
Adolescence, n.: The stage between puberty and adultery.

"Adopted kids are such a pain -- you have to teach them...
"Adopted kids are such a pain -- you have to teach them how to look like you ..." -- Gilda Radner

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