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Jun 29, 2019

"Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why...
"Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it." -- Dave Barry

Satire is tragedy plus time. -- Lenny Bruce
Satire is tragedy plus time. -- Lenny Bruce

Satire is what closes in New Haven.
Satire is what closes in New Haven.

Satire is what closes Saturday night. -- George...
Satire is what closes Saturday night. -- George Kaufman

'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky! -- Robert...
'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky! -- Robert James Marshall (Jimi) Hendrix


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