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Jul 17, 2019

No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife in the shoulder blades...
No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife in the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style.

Rincewind had generally been considered by his tutors to be...
Rincewind had generally been considered by his tutors to be a natural wizard in the same way that fish are natural mountaineers. He probably would have been thrown out of Unseen University anyway--he couldn't remember spells and smoking made him feel ill...

Somewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering.
Somewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering.

The default Magic Word, "Abracadabra", actually is...
The default Magic Word, "Abracadabra", actually is a corruption of the Hebrew phrase "ha-Bracha dab'ra" which means "pronounce the blessing".

"The first rule of magic is simple. Don't waste your time...
"The first rule of magic is simple. Don't waste your time waving your hands and hoping when a rock or a club will do." -- McCloctnik the Lucid


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