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Aug 20, 2019

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening...
Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening. -- Alexander Woollcott

Everything is worth precisely as much as a belch,...
Everything is worth precisely as much as a belch, the difference being that a belch is more satisfying. -- Ingmar Bergman

Fat Liberation: because a waist is a terrible thing to mind.
Fat Liberation: because a waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Fat people of the world unite, we've got nothing to lose!
Fat people of the world unite, we've got nothing to lose!

Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing...
Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing. -- Walt Kelly, "Potluck Pogo"


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