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Sep 18, 2019

It's hard to argue that God hated Oklahoma. If He didn't,...
It's hard to argue that God hated Oklahoma. If He didn't, why is it so close to Texas?

It's hard to be humble when you're perfect.
It's hard to be humble when you're perfect.

It's hard to drive at the limit, but it's harder to know where...
It's hard to drive at the limit, but it's harder to know where the limits are. -- Stirling Moss

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama...
It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. -- Groucho Marx

It's hard to keep your shirt on when you're getting something...
It's hard to keep your shirt on when you're getting something off your chest.


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