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Sep 21, 2019

Humor in the Court: Q. And lastly, Gary, all your responses...
Humor in the Court: Q. And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. O.K.? What school do you go to? A. Oral. Q. How old are you? A. Oral.

Humor in the Court: Q. And who is this person you are speaking...
Humor in the Court: Q. And who is this person you are speaking of? A. My ex-widow said it.

Humor in the Court: Q. Did you ever stay all night with this...
Humor in the Court: Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami? A...

Humor in the Court: Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in...
Humor in the Court: Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods? A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.

Humor in the Court: Q. How did you happen to go to Dr...
Humor in the Court: Q. How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney? A. Well, a gal down the road had had several of her children by Dr. Cherney, and said he was really good.


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