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Feb 16, 2020

Beware the one behind you.
Beware the one behind you.

bi, n: When *everybody* thinks you're a pervert.
bi, n: When *everybody* thinks you're a pervert.

Bierman's Laws of Contracts: (1) In any given document,...
Bierman's Laws of Contracts: (1) In any given document, you can't cover all the "what if's". (2) Lawyers stay in business resolving all the unresolved "what if's". (3) Every resolved "what if" creates two unresolved...

Big book, big bore. -- Callimachus
Big book, big bore. -- Callimachus

Big M, Little M, many mumbling mice Are making midnight music...
Big M, Little M, many mumbling mice Are making midnight music in the moonlight, Mighty nice!


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