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Mar 22, 2020

Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes? --...
Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes? -- Indiana Jones, "Raiders of the Lost Ark"

Snoopy: No problem is so big that it can't be run away from.
Snoopy: No problem is so big that it can't be run away from.

Snow White has become a camera buff. She spends hours...
Snow White has become a camera buff. She spends hours and hours shooting pictures of the seven dwarfs and their antics. Then she mails the exposed film to a cut rate photo service. It takes weeks for the developed film to arrive in the mail, but that is all right with...

So do the noble fall. For they are ever caught in a trap...
So do the noble fall. For they are ever caught in a trap of their own making. A trap -- walled by duty, and locked by reality. Against the greater force they must fall -- for, against that force they fight because of duty, because of obligations. And when the noble fall,...

So Richard and I decided to try to catch [the small...
So Richard and I decided to try to catch [the small shark]. With a great deal of strategy and effort and shouting, we managed to maneuver the shark, over the course of about a half-hour, to a sort of corner of the lagoon, so that it had no way to escape other than...


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