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Apr 1, 2020

When the cup is full, carry it level.
When the cup is full, carry it level.

When the going gets tough, the tough go grab a beer.
When the going gets tough, the tough go grab a beer.

While riding in a train between London and Birmingham,...
While riding in a train between London and Birmingham, a woman inquired of Oscar Wilde, "You don't mind if I smoke, do you?" Wilde gave her a sidelong glance and replied, "I don't mind if you burn, madam."

Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room...
Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink?

Why on earth do people buy old bottles of wine when they...
Why on earth do people buy old bottles of wine when they can get a fresh one for a quarter of the price?


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