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Apr 10, 2020

Newton's Little-Known Seventh Law: A bird in the hand...
Newton's Little-Known Seventh Law: A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

Next Friday will not be your lucky day. As a matter of fact,...
Next Friday will not be your lucky day. As a matter of fact, you don't have a lucky day this year.

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite...
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund. -- F. J. Raymond

"Nice boy, but about as sharp as a sack of...
"Nice boy, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice." -- Foghorn Leghorn

Nihilism should commence with oneself.
Nihilism should commence with oneself.


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