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Apr 14, 2020

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese,...
My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. -- Senator Hubert Humphrey

My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.

Never drink coke in a moving elevator. The elevator's motion...
Never drink coke in a moving elevator. The elevator's motion coupled with the chemicals in coke produce hallucinations. People tend to change into lizards and attack without warning, and large bats usually fly in the window. Additionally, you begin to believe that...

Never eat anything bigger than your head.
Never eat anything bigger than your head.

Never eat more than you can lift. -- Miss Piggy
Never eat more than you can lift. -- Miss Piggy


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