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Apr 22, 2020

"The strength of the Constitution lies entirely in...
"The strength of the Constitution lies entirely in the determination of each citizen to defend it. Only if every single citizen feels duty bound to do his share in this defense are the constitutional rights secure." -- Albert Einstein

"Well I don't see why I have to make one man miserable...
"Well I don't see why I have to make one man miserable when I can make so many men happy." -- Ellyn Mustard, about marriage

"And it should be the law: If you use the word `paradigm'...
"And it should be the law: If you use the word `paradigm' without knowing what the dictionary says it means, you go to jail. No exceptions." -- David Jones @ Megatest Corporation

"Luke, I'm yer father, eh. Come over to the dark side,...
"Luke, I'm yer father, eh. Come over to the dark side, you hoser." -- Dave Thomas, "Strange Brew"

"Let's not be too tough on our own ignorance. It's...
"Let's not be too tough on our own ignorance. It's the thing that makes America great. If America weren't incomparably ignorant, how could we have tolerated the last eight years?" -- Frank Zappa, Feb 1, 1989


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