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Apr 23, 2020

Visit[1] the beautiful Smoky Mountains! [1] visit, v.: ...
Visit[1] the beautiful Smoky Mountains! [1] visit, v.: Come for a week, spend too much money and pay lots of hidden taxes, then leave. We'll be happy to see your money again next year. You can save time by simply sending the money, if you're...

We don't care how they do it in New York.
We don't care how they do it in New York.

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the men are strong,...
Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the men are strong, the women are pretty, and the children are above-average. -- Garrison Keillor

What kind of sordid business are you on now? I mean, man,...
What kind of sordid business are you on now? I mean, man, whither goest thou? Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night? -- Jack Kerouac

Whatever doesn't succeed in two months and a half in California...
Whatever doesn't succeed in two months and a half in California will never succeed. -- Rev. Henry Durant, founder of the University of California


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