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Jun 10, 2020

QOTD: Lack of planning on your part doesn't consitute...
QOTD: Lack of planning on your part doesn't consitute an emergency on my part.

QOTD: On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd say... oh, somewhere in there.
QOTD: On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd say... oh, somewhere in there.

QOTD: Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
QOTD: Sacred cows make great hamburgers.

QOTD: The only easy way to tell a hamster from a gerbil is that...
QOTD: The only easy way to tell a hamster from a gerbil is that the gerbil has more dark meat.

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