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Jun 14, 2020

Two cars in every pot and a chicken in every garage.
Two cars in every pot and a chicken in every garage.

Two Finns and a penguin are sitting on the front porch of...
Two Finns and a penguin are sitting on the front porch of a large house. The penguin is dripping in sweat; his owner looks down and says to the other Finn, "Hey Urho, I want that you should take the penguin to the zoo, okay?" The owner then runs off to...

Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched...
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor. "One thing about Jim," the other said to the bartender, "he sure knows when to stop."

Two heads are better than one. -- John Heywood
Two heads are better than one. -- John Heywood

Two heads are more numerous than one.
Two heads are more numerous than one.


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