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Jun 22, 2020

Ye've also got to remember that ... respectable people do...
Ye've also got to remember that ... respectable people do the most astonishin' things to preserve their respectability. Thank God I'm not respectable. -- Ruthven Campbell Todd

Yevtushenko has... an ego that can crack crystal at a distance...
Yevtushenko has... an ego that can crack crystal at a distance of twenty feet. -- John Cheever

Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.

YINKEL: A person who combs his hair over his bald...
YINKEL: A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

You ain't learning nothing when you're talking.
You ain't learning nothing when you're talking.


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