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Carperpetuation (kar' pur pet u a shun), n.: The act,...
Carperpetuation (kar' pur pet u a shun), n.: The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance. -- Rich Hall,...

Cat, n.: Lapwarmer with built-in buzzer.
Cat, n.: Lapwarmer with built-in buzzer.

Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education...
Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education. -- Mark Twain

Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.
Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.

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