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Jul 26, 2020

Biology is the only science in which multiplication means...
Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.

Birds and bees have as much to do with the facts of life...
Birds and bees have as much to do with the facts of life as black nightgowns do with keeping warm. -- Hester Mundis, "Powermom"

Birds are entangled by their feet and men by their tongues.
Birds are entangled by their feet and men by their tongues.

birth, n: The first and direst of all disasters...
birth, n: The first and direst of all disasters. -- Ambrose Bierce

Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.
Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.


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