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Aug 17, 2020

AMAZING BUT TRUE ... If all the salmon caught in Canada...
AMAZING BUT TRUE ... If all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to end across the Sahara Desert, the smell would be absolutely awful.

AMAZING BUT TRUE ... There is so much sand in Northern...
AMAZING BUT TRUE ... There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it were spread out it would completely cover the Sahara Desert.

Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.
Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.

An atom-blaster is a good weapon, but it can point both ways...
An atom-blaster is a good weapon, but it can point both ways. -- Isaac Asimov

... and furthermore ... I don't like your trousers.
... and furthermore ... I don't like your trousers.


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