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Sep 17, 2020

"... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often...
"... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesque liar." -- Mark Twain

An honest tale speeds best being plainly told...
An honest tale speeds best being plainly told. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

And do you think (fop that I am) that I could be the Scarlet...
And do you think (fop that I am) that I could be the Scarlet Pumpernickel?

Anyone who has had a bull by the tail knows five or six more...
Anyone who has had a bull by the tail knows five or six more things than someone who hasn't. -- Mark Twain

April 1 This is the day upon which we are reminged of what...
April 1 This is the day upon which we are reminged of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"


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