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Aug 28, 2008 (today)

A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked...
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?". "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my 'gator."

A New York City judge ruled that if two women behind...
A New York City judge ruled that if two women behind you at the movies insist on discussing the probable outcome of the film, you have the right to turn around and blow a Bronx cheer at them.

A New York City ordinance prohibits the shooting of rabbits...
A New York City ordinance prohibits the shooting of rabbits from the rear of a Third Avenue street car -- if the car is in motion.

A Riverside, California, health ordinance states that...
A Riverside, California, health ordinance states that two persons may not kiss each other without first wiping their lips with carbolized rosewater.

A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always support...
A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two.


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